Monthly Archives: December 2010

Breaking Nooze #2 – Mattress with ninety million pounds inside thrown out

Brent Cross pensioner Frannie Mace was kicking herself today when it transpired that she had thrown out a¬†classic Eurhine-Staines¬†mattress containing no less than ninety million pounds sterling in used five and ten pound nominals. “The mattress seemed to be getting … Continue reading

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Breaking Nooze #1 – Julius Asswage has leaking eye

It has emerged tonight that the Australian born cyberian whistleblower Julius Asswage has developed an eyelid swelling owing to stressed conditions in his cell in Paddington Green high security lock-up in London’s exclusive dangerous criminals district. Experts say that the … Continue reading

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Wreuters Cramped?

This is Wreuters – a place for spoof journalism in the style of the Onion, Viz, and many more. If you’d like to join in, get in contact. A few comedy writers together can achieve a bigger readership than one … Continue reading

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